About Annie
A fun little page about my girlfriend
I wanted Annie to write her own page about herself, but she refused. And kicked my shins.
Annie is twenty-one years old and has been my girlfriend since January 2003—I was under 18 years old when we started dating. Lucky for her, my friends and I are not narcs and the proper authorities were not notified.
She’s a sophisticated college girl who attends UCLA, studying to be a clinical psychologist so she can turn me into a guinea pig, professionally. She’s living with her best friend in a condo complex that I don’t feel worthy of stepping inside.
The Food
You would think that “food” could be a little paragraph pushed in with the other information about her, but you’d be mistaken. It deserves it’s own headline, it’s own introduction paragraph, and it deserves to be titled, “The Food”.
I’ve never met anyone who enjoys food as much as she does. If you compare the portions we eat, it’s pathetic, sometimes. She doesn’t gain any weight either—Well, according to her, she does, but she’s a liar.
And she loves variety in a meal. Restaurant owners become happy people when we go out.
For someone who likes loves food as much as she does, she’s pretty damn picky. The slightest hint of cilantro on the tiniest morsel of food and the entire dish is ruined. Better believe I’m not getting any loving for the next few days, too.
Annie: I’d rather eat dirt than cilantro … I think I’d rather eat something nastier than dirt, too … What’s nastier than dirt?
Movies and Television
I think I bought her almost every DVD she owns. She likes Sex and the City (I bought her the entire series), but she’s nice enough to watch what I want to watch when we eat in front of the television.
With the quickness
Some more information about Annie, delivered to you at rapid-fire speed to burn your synapses to a crisp.
- Born on November 14th, 1984
- Hates Diet Coke, but always takes a sip of mine just so she can make “that face”
- Her laptop sucks and I ridicule it too often. See?
- She has both my favorite names (“Annie”—and her Chinese name means “Dawn” when translated)
- She takes forever when it’s her turn in Scrabble because she wants to use all her letters at once
- Very competitive about anything and everything
- She’s 5’ 3” or so, depending on who’s holding the tape measure
- She doesn’t find my awesome alliteration authoring ability amusing at all
- She’s always paranoid that she’s going to lock her keys in her car (It’s happened. Thrice.)
- Sometimes she snorts when she laughs. What a nerdlinger.
Random details
Annie filled out a little survey a while ago, answering questions about herself. Read up: All answers about Annie