Sleeping Rudey
written on Friday October 27, 2006 about My Mean Girl
As I wake up, Annie walks in the bedroom, looking concerned. She comes closer and asks if she was mean to me last night.
She really couldn’t remember!
My new theory is that she falls into a trance-like state of consciousness when she’s angry with me. Of course, there’s a part of me that wonders if she’s just setting up a nice little back-story to accompany her future plea of temporary insanity during my murder trial. (This story will be automatically mailed out for the jury’s consideration, should I die of unnatural causes.)
Well, unsurprisingly, the answer to her question is yes!
I tried to wake her up in the middle of the night so she could finish doing some work she had to take care of. She quickly became very frustrated with me and was yelling things that you can only mimic if you’re half-asleep or if you lost the mobility of your tongue.
Now before all the sleep lovers sacrifice me to the sleep gods, the only reason I tried to wake her up was because she asked me to before she took her “power nap”. She planned it all. She set me up. That’s entrapment!
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everyone knows what a girl means by that is “do not wake me up you asshole”.
What she says is; “you need to wake me up so I can (insert job here).”
What she means is; “while I am sleeping peacefully, YOU will (insert job here). and if you have even the smallest of brains… and I mean small… like if you know that you have to whipe after you finish, then you have enough brain cells to know NOT to wake me up… so get to work bitch.”
Now you, as said bitch (translate that to boyfriend or husband if it makes you feel more manly), better damn well not wake her. Just do whatever it was that she wanted done.
Hahaha, nice, guys.
“No listening, you hear me?”
“Uh… no?”
“You just don’t learn, do you?”
I have to agree… geez, Chris!! Unless it’s something you cannot do for her (i.e. studying), give poor Annie a break! She’s been so stressed lately, with studying for the GRE’s and all that… it’s time to be a sweet, supportive, helpful boyfriend. Gosh. You should have known.
:P Ok, ok, I’m teasing. But now you know! If the woman says “wake me up,” don’t. Just do whatever it is that she was going to wake up to do, and prepare yourself for some sweet Annie appreciation in the morning. (and not in the dirty way! I just mean a “thank you!”)
Never mess with a woman and her sleep. Ever.
I have an aunt who is very VERY [and I can’t stress that word enough] about you waking her up in the morning. She used to share an apartment with another aunt of mine and her family and then when my mother kicked me out of her house when I was 18, I moved with them for a little while. She shared her bed with me. I liked to wake up at 8 or 9. The latest. NOT HER! She liked to wake up at 11 or 12 [because she worked the late shift at work] but HELLO! She wanted everyone to keep quiet and stuff but it was hard to keep the and noise down. Specially with 2 little ones in it.
She’d get up all mad and basicly yell “Could you shut the f’k up please??? I’m trying to get some SLEEP!” Ana looked at the clock “Ummm….. it’s 12pm tia. [Aunt in Spanish]”
And if you ever even thought of calling her in the morning… dude, she’d chew you out on the phone and hang up on you. LOL
She was a fisty little one. LOL
Sorry for the long comment.
So yeah, my point is, don’t mess with a woman’s sleep. Oh yeah, I already said that. haha!
I have both good and bad news for you.
The good new is that I like and enjoy your page a lot.
The bad new is that…
Annie is not the only one of her kind.
I found out there is one just like her, somewhere in South America.
Oh yeah, it’s me. (insert evil grin here)
Anyway, I spent around 3 days or so reading all your posts (yes, I couldn’t stop, your writing is so catchy and hilarious) and even though that at the very beginning I started feeling pity for Chris, I soon found out that those things Annie does to you , are kinda the same things I do (well, I do not punch out of nothing, but I bite and tend to kinda boss around a bit). I must emphasize kinda
When I finally finished reading the last post, I started to hear voices (my mom’s you silly!) telling me “oh my god girl! you are such a meanie, an ogre; delicate flower my a**!!! you are pure evil, mean AND evil”
So, hello world, there are two of us.
Be afraid, very afraid.
Hey Ana,
I just wanted to say, thanks so much for the cute halloween card! I’ve had an awful few days but thinking about your card definitely makes me feel better!
LOL. you two are hilarious.
Do you guys really quarrel that much in real life?
Makes me curious how the two of you got together. Does anyone else share my curiosity? Hint hint
Power naps! Is Annie one of those sophisticated businesswoman types? I know a couple of people who do them.
Annie, I missed your comment, sorry.
You’re very welcome!
Sorry I’m so late on replying to your comment.
Hope all is well on your guys’ end.
K.I.T. you guys!
Chris, will there be an update any time soon? pshhhaaa…. I’m one to talk huh? haha.
I’m feel better now that I know I’m not the only man who gets this treatment! At least your model acknowledges that she treats you bad.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Hahaha. Enjoyed reading through old posts. I have to say I’m glad it’s not just me who doesn’t realise she’s being mean until it’s pointed out in some later conversation.
And NEVER disturb a girl’s sleep. Especially if it’s a powernap.
LaPrincesse: What a perfect name for an evil woman! I like hearing about other people reading “everything” I wrote. That makes my day. I just wish I had more for you. I’ve been keeping busy, lately. But I’m back on the grind.
Erin: She’ll thank me for waking her up when she gets back those super high GRE scores. That’s what I told myself anyway.
Ana: People you don’t care to talk to waking you up by PHONE is the worst, haha. People should not be waking up to electronic noises of any sort!
Maya: We do quarrel quite a bit. Even before we started dating, Annie says we argued a lot. I guess we got together because Annie moved for college and we missed the fighting.
Michael: She’s a sophisticated psychology major, if that’s the same (though it probably isn’t).
Tony: The support group meetings have been moved to Thursday nights.
Betty: Merry Christmas! Sorry I’m nearly a month late. I suck.
Alice: Yes, another person who read the old stuff! My day has been made twice. Haha, I usually give Annie double the time she requests before attempting to wake her now and it’s still no good.
Everyone: There! All comments replied to. Somebody better enjoy them.
Hey!
I’m not an evil woman! I’m just a princess!!!
Now that I read your response to Alice for the second time, I realized why my bf always gives me double the time I asked for when power napping!!! The big difference is that I pout instead of punching people.
I think someone just got in trouble…
;p
LaPrincesse: Pouting is better than punching.
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