The half-full optimist
written on Thursday February 1, 2007 about My Mean Girl
Annie: I want to stuff cotton balls in your mouth…
In the grand scheme of things, that’s not such a horrific threat. I mean, she wanted to flush me down a toilet just one year ago. Cotton balls are nothing.
Annie: And then gag you… And then molest you…
How come every time she says something, it just gets worse? Well, I guess being gagged and molested by your girlfriend isn’t too terrible. I’m getting a service that some people would pay for (in Las Vegas).
Annie: And then kill you.
I give up.
Comments
I DID NOT SAY THOSE THINGS!
Haha, what are you talking about? You corrected me when I misquoted you in my notes.
the sex must be really great. Thats all i have to say.
Your other Online Fame is totally freaking out. It doesn’t want to let me contact you, it just gives me freakish amazon.com links and then tells me to “get back in the kitchen”.
The whole COMMENTS ARE OPEN HAVE AT IT THING is a big lie.
Bye.
Mari: Oh wow, how did I miss that? [Puts everything on hold and goes into fix-it mode.]
EDIT: 4 minutes later and it's fixed. Damn PHP. Thanks for the heads up, Mari.
I’ve always dreamed of being flushed down the toilet – good jorb!
Oh wait, those may have been nightmares. Still, a lot less freaky than either the “being chased by zombies who look like my relatives at Thanksgiving” or “Yay, this is fun, I have super boots that let me jump a mile into the sky but, oh wait, what….there’s no way to slow myself on the way back dowwwwwwwwwn!” dreams.
nathan: You think it’s tough being chased by zombies who look like your relatives? What about being chased by your relatives who look like zombies?
At all costs, do NOT let both our girls meet. They would exchange ideas that would make what we go through so far feel like a pleasure cruise. :P
I just stumbled into your site. Whatever directly preceeded by milliseconds her comments, you need to apologize. Now. Sincerely. Practise in front of a mirror til you get the facial expressions just right.
this is a sick website
everything is about violence
and molesting
GREAT!
Edrei where are you?
x
stef: Probably because I watched to much of The Sopranos on TV.
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